Machete (2010)

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84.6% 100 84.6% Audience Cringe Score (26 votes)*

We've determined Machete is NOT SAFE to watch with parents or kids.

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9 scenes · 0 verified by members

Sex Scenes 1

Nudity 1

Suggestive 0

Sexual violence 0

Violence 7

Skippable 2 of 9

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Sex & nudity Violence Intensity: Brief Moderate or explicit

03:17 to 04:01

Nudity Explicit

Full-frontal female nudity.

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05:20 to 05:54

Violence Explicit

People are attacked with swords and a building is set on fire.

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10:15 to 11:58

Violence Explicit

Armed men shoot people attempting to cross a border.

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31:01 to 33:13

Violence Explicit

People are violently attacked and stabbed with surgical tools.

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57:04 to 57:10

Sex scene Brief

Women moan together intimately, implied sexual activity.

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1:02:59 to 1:03:42

Violence Moderate

A woman is shot in the face.

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1:06:02 to 1:07:50

Violence Explicit

A man is nailed to a cross, tortured, and shot.

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1:36:24 to 1:36:58

Violence Explicit

A man stabs himself with a sword.

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1:38:26 to 1:38:48

Violence Explicit

A man is electrocuted on a wire fence and shot.

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* 84.6% of CringeMDB users flagged the content of Machete as being inappropriate for children to watch with their parents because of either of a nude scene, a sex scene, or a scene depicting rape or sexual violence.

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