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Ted  (2012)

Top Billed Cast

Mark Wahlberg

...as John Bennett

Mila Kunis

...as Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

...as Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

...as Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

...as Donny

Patrick Warburton

...as Guy

Ted (2012)

Certified Cringeworthy

84.5% 100 84.5% Audience Cringe Score (187 votes)*

Sex Scene

YES

Nudity

NO

Sexual Violence

NO

We've determined Ted is NOT SAFE to watch with parents or kids.

Scene-by-Scene Guide

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4 scenes · 0 verified by members

Sex Scenes 2
Nudity 1
Suggestive 0
Sexual violence 0
Violence 1
Skippable 3 of 4
Sex & nudity Violence Intensity: Brief Moderate or explicit
45:16 to 45:36

Sex scene Moderate

A couple is seen having sex, partially shown.

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52:07 to 52:24

Sex scene Moderate

Simulated sex on top of a nearly naked woman.

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1:01:19 to 1:01:40

Nudity Moderate

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1:11:10 to 1:12:25

Violence Moderate

Comedic fistfight between a man and a teddy bear.

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Minor sexual material includes crude content.

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Plot Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Comedy Fantasy

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Ted have nudity or sex scenes?

Yes, Ted contains sex scenes.

Can I watch Ted with my parents or kids?

No, Ted is not safe to watch with your parents or kids because it contains sex scenes.

Is Ted appropriate for kids?

No, Ted is not appropriate for kids because it contains sex scenes.

* 84.5% of CringeMDB users flagged the content of Ted as being inappropriate for children to watch with their parents because of either of a nude scene, a sex scene, or a scene depicting rape or sexual violence.

Top Billed Cast

Mark Wahlberg

...as John Bennett

Mila Kunis

...as Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

...as Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

...as Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

...as Donny

Patrick Warburton

...as Guy

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R

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